RASPBERRY VERSUS POP POP! Five uses of balloons in video game promotions that are better than
THQ's stupid stunt yesterday:
- Fill balloons with copies of Call of Juarez and pay people to swallow them and cross the border
- Hire a spokesmodel to wear a suit of branded balloons and strip them off by popping them, combining the retro-seductive art of burlesque with America's second-most-popular PTSD trigger
- Use them to make farting noises; these farting noises are brought to you by THQ
- Hand two balloons to potential customer; when both of customer's hands are occupied, punch him in the face and shout "our prices will knock you out!"
- Build a balloon raft and row it into the bay to retrieve balloons from last promotion
Props for the title. Pop Pop!
ReplyDeleteProps for the post. I'm digging number 4.
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