Monday, December 5, 2011

BRING BACK BIG SHOT: Hip Hop is dead in Philadelphia -- the 76ers mascot others, not the cultural movement -- and the combined talents of Jim Henson's Creature Shop and locals have yielded these three finalists to replace him -- "Big Ben" Franklin, B. Franklin Dogg, and Phil E. Moose.

At least it's better than Li'l G.

14 comments:

  1. Benner6:00 PM

    B. Franklin Dogg is a kung-fu hippie from gangsta city, and a rapping sufer, you the fool i pity.

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  2. Duvall6:12 PM

    I dunno - is it too late to rastafy him by about ten percent?

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  3. Jordan8:06 PM

    It doesn't matter what the question is, the answer is always Ben Franklin.

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  4. Those all look awful.  Better to have a big foam 7 and a big foam 6 dancing around the arena.

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  5. Eric J.8:16 PM

    Shouldn't the '76er's mascot just be World B. Free?

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  6. Jordan8:38 PM

    Instead of my comment above, I almost wrote "How about a giant globe in a gold suit?"

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  7. Joseph Finn9:26 PM

    They should just go with Mr Met knockoff with the old ABA ball.

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  8. How about Chocolate Thunder?

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  9. Heather K10:12 PM

    I actually think this would in fact be much MUCH better.

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  10. Heather K10:12 PM

    Or a Declaration of Independence scroll.

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  11. Adam C.'s MascotBot 760011:05 PM

    Oh, for fuck's sake.

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  12. AbbyG8:22 AM

    I feel like it would be vaguely racist to vote for any of them.

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  13. isaac_spaceman10:46 AM

    I think Ben Franklin could work if they use a giant but otherwise weirdly realistic head like the viking from Freaks and Geeks or the incredibly realistic Charlie Sheen mask.

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