BECAUSE PETER GARRETT ISN'T THE ONLY AUSTRALIAN CABINET MINISTER WE EVER DISCUSS: Congratulations to Aussie transport minister Anthony Albanese for
his totally original remarks today:
In Australia, we have serious challenges to solve and we need serious people to solve them. Unfortunately, Tony Abbott is not the least bit interested in fixing anything. He is only interested in two things: making Australians afraid of it and telling them who's to blame for it.
It is unclear whether he then proceeded to have sex with Annette Bening.
Geez, all he needed to do was attribute and he would've been fine.
ReplyDelete<span>Best thing about Canberra? No Dupont Circle traffic.</span>
ReplyDelete"I am a member of the Australian Civil Liberties Union! And why aren't you?"
ReplyDeleteBecause they have an Angelfire site?
ReplyDeleteI believe Bill Bryson suggested a slogan for Canberra: "There's Nothing To It!"
ReplyDelete"Because without me, Bruce, you'd be the most popular Greek Philosophy professor at the University of Wallamallo!"
ReplyDeleteTell me ... what is the state flower of New South Wales?
ReplyDeleteI would love to comment but I have to adhere to The Rule. Meanwhile Happy Australia Day
ReplyDeleteFirst thing that popped into my head.
ReplyDeleteThe Australian<span> people </span><span>have a funny way of deciding on </span><span>their own what is and what is not </span><span>their business.</span>
ReplyDeleteHappy Australia Day, incidentally!
ReplyDeleteThat's also the best thing about driving to the freakin' whitehouse from anyplace except Dupont Circle.
ReplyDeleteHe considers them a threat to national security, and he'll go door-to-door if he has to, but he will convince Australians he's right, and he's going to get the didgeridoos.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he knows the merits of complimenting a woman on her shoes.
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