OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH NO! The Dissolve helpfully spoils Entourage for you, and, yes, the movie continues the show's tradition of "no matter what obstacle happens, everything works out great for Vinnie Chase."
The existence of an Entourage movie has distracted my RemakeBot 2000 from all discussions of Point Break 2.0 and Big Trouble in Little China 2.0 to say, for the first time in a long time, "Oh, for fuck's sake."
Are you saying, Dream on, you'll never see an "Arli$$" movie, or "Dream On" is another mid-90s HBO show that you'd be more interested in seeing a movie of than Entourage?
Sadly, the reveal is not "everyone dies in a freak accident on the set of San Andreas."
ReplyDeleteEveryone dies, but not before Turtle inexplicably briefly dates (and sleeps with) Alexandra Dadarrio.
ReplyDeleteI'm fine with that; Turtle always seemed like the least objectionable.
ReplyDeleteI admit I enjoyed the show for awhile, but at this point I might have more interest in seeing an Arli$$ film.
ReplyDeleteThe existence of an Entourage movie has distracted my RemakeBot 2000 from all discussions of Point Break 2.0 and Big Trouble in Little China 2.0 to say, for the first time in a long time, "Oh, for fuck's sake."
ReplyDeleteDream on.
ReplyDeleteThe AOScott review in the Times was just glorious fodder for my feminist heart.
ReplyDeleteThis also generates confusion, because Emily Ratajakowski is playing "herself," while Ronda Rousey is playing "Ronda." WHERE IS THE LINE?!?
ReplyDeleteAre you saying, Dream on, you'll never see an "Arli$$" movie, or "Dream On" is another mid-90s HBO show that you'd be more interested in seeing a movie of than Entourage?
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