CUE MY FATHER, ASKING, "WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE THE SCUDDER FALLS BRIDGE? THERE'S NO TOLL!" Artist Mort Künstler has created a more historically accurate depiction of Washington's crossing of the Delaware River on December 25, 1776.
Previously: The Hessians? Not drunk.
[Ritual Dad Joke #2: "How could the Hessians not realize Washington would be coming from there? The town's name is Washington's Crossing!"]
Alright, how much do you want for the boat that says "Popeye" on it?
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