More seriously, in NYC, we desperately need a "sidestand" area on sidewalks in certain areas where people (e.g, tourists) can stand and stare off into space, take pictures, or otherwise simply stop for no apparent reason.
This is an amazing idea. My scientific* calculations predict that this will reduce pedestrian traffic accidents by approximately seventeen percent, saving untold thousands of pairs of perfectly good pants from wayward double foam no fat lattes.
*This study makes use of the "tater tots" method, in which I check how many tater tots are left in the bag in my freezer, and extrapolate a general statistic based upon aforementioned datum.
More seriously, in NYC, we desperately need a "sidestand" area on sidewalks in certain areas where people (e.g, tourists) can stand and stare off into space, take pictures, or otherwise simply stop for no apparent reason.
ReplyDeleteOh. I do that here sometimes.
ReplyDeleteI vote we call it the "Rainbow Connection Lane" - for the lovers, the dreamers...
Cute. All that's missing is the wall of rotating knives at the end of the e-lane.
ReplyDeleteThis is an amazing idea. My scientific* calculations predict that this will reduce pedestrian traffic accidents by approximately seventeen percent, saving untold thousands of pairs of perfectly good pants from wayward double foam no fat lattes.
ReplyDelete*This study makes use of the "tater tots" method, in which I check how many tater tots are left in the bag in my freezer, and extrapolate a general statistic based upon aforementioned datum.
I do love me some Nutter.
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