YOU AND I BOTH KNOW ... YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE MY PLACE, BROTHER:  As part of its months-long recap of the one season it never recapped, the AV Club's Myles McNutt and Noel Murray review "Greatest Hits," episode 3.21 of Lost.  Isaac reviewed it for us back in the day (comments lost to history), but it's all a precursor to next week's revisit "Through the Looking Glass," surely one of the finest accomplishments of tv's modern golden age.  I don't know about you, but I have to go back.

THE CLAW CHOOSES WHO WILL GO AND WHO WILL STAY!  Sadly, claw machines are not a true test of skill.

DOO-DAH DAY:  Stephen Colbert has released his first video promoting his version of The Late Show, revolving around him shaving his hiatus beard, including a music licensing joke! 

HOLD YOUR TONGUE, MAN, HOLD YOUR TONGUE:  Stipe spoke to Grantland and Mills spoke to EW in connection with this week's Blu-ray release of R.E.M. by MTV, a damn fine documentary compiling the band's televised and film history from its early days on Nickelodeon to its final studio recording.

OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH NO!  The Dissolve helpfully spoils Entourage for you, and, yes, the movie continues the show's tradition of "no matter what obstacle happens, everything works out great for Vinnie Chase."

SPEAKING OF UNNECESSARY REMAKES:  Dwayne Johnson will star in an upcoming remake of cult classic Big Trouble In Little China.

IT'S NOT A THINKPIECE. PERHAPS AS LITTLE THOUGHT AS POSSIBLE WENT INTO THIS:  We now have a trailer for the 100% PURE UNNECESSARY! Point Break remake/reboot/whatever.