Tuesday, January 9, 2018

THE ONLY WAY IT WOULD BE MORE ON-BRAND FOR US IS IF IT INCLUDED THE EATING OF FERMENTED WHALE BLUBBER OR SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENING ON JEOPARDY!:  Josh Radnor + true story in the Phila suburbs + high school musicals (Spring Awakening!) = Rise, airing on NBC starting this March.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Monday, December 4, 2017

MIKE DOONESBURY LED THE WAKE:  Yet another case of premorse.  John Anderson, dead at 95.

Thursday, November 30, 2017

SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE: If ever I had a case of premorse, today's the day.

Jim Nabors, dead at age 87.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

ZIP CODE, FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA:  Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  And remember that while killing your guests is not necessarily a deal breaker, you should still call the Butterball Hotline to make sure you're cooking things right..

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

TREBEK'S PRISONER'S DILEMMA:  It's time for Final Jeopardy!.  Player A and B each have $12,300; Player C has $1000.  The Final Jeopardy! category is one not obviously within your intellectual bailiwick (Asian Geography). What do you wager  as A/B, or C?

How did it play out?  Roll tape!

Monday, October 2, 2017

RAISED ON PROMISES:  As of the moment I'm writing this, it is unclear if Tom Petty has passed away or is in the most critical of conditions; regardless, it feels like a moment to slide the keys back into the blog-ignition in case anyone has something to say worth more than 140 characters.

I will say that after the 2015 revelation regarding Petty's past heroin addiction, I assumed he'd die younger than most, but still never quite this soon. Shit. Craig, remember this concert senior year?