TIME I HAD SOME TIME ALONE:  Colbert, Stipe.

START YOUR AWARDS RACE:  As always, the Golden Globe nominations are a mixture of one part obvious (lots of love for La La Land and Manchester By The Sea) and one part bizarre.  A few surprises to note:

• The Globes have apparently forgiven Mel Gibson, who gets best picture and best director nods for Hacksaw Ridge.
• Inexplicable nominations--Lily Collins (Best Actress, Comedy/Musical for Rules Don't Apply), Jonah Hill (Best Actor, Comedy/Musical for War Dogs), Simon Helberg (Best Supporting Actor for Florence Foster Jenkins), something called My Life As A Zucchini for Best Animated Feature.
• Winona Ryder for Best Actress in a TV Drama (Stranger Things)?  Not inexplicable, but not really a lead performance, even if she's billed first.
• It looks like Disney is making "How Far I'll Go" the song pushed from Moana.
• The obligatory "new shows the Globes fell for" this year are The Crown and This Is Us (which gets acting nods for Chrissy Metz and Mandy Moore in the insanely competitive consolidated supporting actress/TV category).

MAYBE IF HE'S LUCKY, HE'LL GET A HUNG JURY:  Judge Reinhold was arrested at Dallas Love Field today after becoming belligerent during a TSA screening.

YOU'RE WELCOME:  As part of his quest to dominate all forms of entertainment, Dwayne Johnson can now add "recording artist with Hot 100 single" to his list of accomplishments.

OVER THE MOOOOON:  I'm sure we will find much to argue (and to agree with) in this ranking of Rent's characters from least to most insufferable.

U CAN SEE THEM:  Emma Stone (3rd time), John Cena, (1st) and Casey Affleck (1st) to host the last three SNLs of 2016.

VOTING SHALL BE BASED UPON THE PLAYER'S RECORD, PLAYING ABILITY, INTEGRITY, SPORTSMANSHIP, CHARACTER, AND CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE TEAM(S) ON WHICH THE PLAYER PLAYED: The National Baseball Hall of Fame has released its new ballot for modern players. It has fifteen new names, including Ken Griffey Jr. and Trevor Hoffman, and seventeen returning players some new players, some returning players, and it took me days to realize I had just cut-and-pasted here. And voters only get to select ten of them.

I have set up a Doodle poll for the ALOTT5MA community to vote. All the stats are here. Please vote for no more than ten names, because that's what the BBWAA does, remembering that anyone who falls below 5% will be dropped from next year's ballot, so vote strategically if you must. I have long believed that players accused/admitted of PED usage should be voted into the Hall if their accomplishments so merit, and with their Hall plaques "teaching the controversy" where appropriate. My 2017 ballot reflects this. with players new to the ballot noted with an asterisk:

Bagwell, Bonds, Clemens, Hoffman, E Martinez, Mussina, Raines, Ramirez*, I Rodriguez*, Schilling.

I did not end up voting strategically this year -- in some years, I've left off Bonds/Clemens out of the assumption they wouldn't make it anyway, but there's no one I really wanted to vote for that I couldn't. I was able to return them and Edgar Martinez to my ballot where I've had to exclude them in years past due to the 10-person limit.

I'm not sure that I need to explain my votes for Manny Ramirez or Pudge Rodriguez, but I will if I need to. Vlad Guerrero was the closest call, but there's not a metric by which he's not inferior to Manny, and probably Sheffield too. I just hear my dad's voice in my head: nice player? sure. Hall of Famer? Closer to Dave Parker than the true greats.

Curt Schilling remains on my ballot because while character matters, none of the criticisms of him as a businessman or public advocate have any bearing on his character as a baseball player.

Also, if I could, I'd have voted for Jim Edmonds again. His one-and-done remains absurd.

(Our discussion of the 2011 ballot; 2011 Doodle results; 2012 discussion; 2012 Doodle results; 2013 discussion; 2013 Doodle results; 2014 discussion; 2014 Doodle results; 2015 discussion & results.)