A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

FEED ME, SEYMOUR: I don't know what kind of arguments you have in your household, but maybe you can settle one in ours:

Is Audrey II, the giant from Little Shop of Horrors, more of a phallic symbol or a vaginal representation?

Pro-Phallic: Well, the plant looks like a giant glans penis, and it's got a deep, male voice.

Pro-Vaginal: Yeah, but think of how Audrey operates. Classic vagina dentata, isn't it? Also, Audrey is a female name.

I report. You decide.