SISTER ACT II: While Paris Hilton prepares for her Letterman appearance next Wednesday ("Top Ten Reasons Not To Bang Your Boyfriend On Camera"), which may well reverse the Late Night Ratings Wars faster than you can say "Divine Brown", I'm really starting to wonder something: what's Nicky Hilton going to do to top all this? Surely she can't let this intra-sibling publicity deficit grow much longer, can she?
But how? Midget porn? A David Blaine-esque endurance stunt? Will she turn into the second coming of Morganna the Kissing Bandit and molest Ricky Williams at Sunday night's nationally-broadcast Miami-Washington game?
An anxious nation waits and hopes.
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