A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

CHILDREN, CHILDREN! FUTURE, FUTURE! Sure, the Global Olympic Torch Relay was going to be exciting as-is, but isn't it that much cooler knowing that it's got a theme song?

Pass the Flame
Unite the World
It' s time to celebrate let our voices be heard

Pass the Flame
Unite the world
Bring us all together

We can grow a forest
On a dried up river bed
We can build a mountain
From a grain sand

Reach out, hold out your hands(x2)

Yikes. "Hands Across America", you're no longer the douchiest song ever, even in the non-Sting category.