WELL, I GUESS IT'S BETTER THAN BIZ MARKIE: Yes, according to MSNBC, the release date for William Hung's next album is already set. According to TV Tattle, it'll be titled "Measure of a Bang." So whoever's buying this? Please stop, for all of our sakes, or I may be forced to release my new album, "Marcotte Sings Showtunes," on the public. And trust me, you don't want to hear me warbling "Memory."