ONE MORE INTO THE BREACH: I am proud to announce the addition of my friend Kingsley Shacklebolt to ALOTTFMA.
Kingsley was born between the boredom and the chowder. He doesn't speak the language, holds no currency, and many's the times he's been mistaken. All his life he's been a wanderer. (Not really.)
Kingsley watches The Amazing Race. He is an excellent cook. He believes that collage is the greatest of all the arts.
Please welcome him kindly.