BECAUSE HANDING OUT 'BEST PICTURE' AT 2AM EASTERN IS NO PROBLEM: Actually, I'd have no problem if they added an Oscar for Best Stunt Coordinator, but what I really want is an Oscar for Best First Film, to recognize freshman directing talent.
This year's nominees would no doubt start with Zach Braff for Garden State, Joshua Marston for Maria Full of Grace and Napoleon Dynamite's Jared Hess. Why not make room to recognize emerging talent during the broadcast, and cut out the damn song performances already?
(Really, who's looking forward to seeing this guy in two weeks? Only Jerry Rice can pull off the balding/dreadlocks combo.)
So, what category would you like to add?
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