A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

I HATED, HATED, HATED, HATED THIS MOVIE: The only thing better than a "best movies of the year list?" A "worst movies of the year" list--and David Poland offers up his "barfer's dozen" of the worst 13 movies he's seen this year. Frighteningly, I've seen 6 of his bottom 13, and will likely see a seventh. But Dave, how could you leave out the exerable XXX: State of the Union, which manages to take servicable behind the camera and in front of the camera talent along with a decent government conspiracy plotline (a Secretary of Defense plotting a coup d'etat) and create ludicrousness such as the "low rider tank" and (I'm not making this up) a chase sequence involving the "secret White House escape train?"