A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

L'SHANA TOVA: While I am pleased to wish Sen. George Allen and all my fellow MOTTs a Happy New Year, I thought I'd do a little cleaning before 5767 rolls around (I know I will be writing 5766 on all my checks for the next month). Here's a whole bunch of lists that have been weighing down my bookmarks for days, weeks, and months (and I apologize in advance for not crediting those from whom I found these links).

• The worst hockey logos of all time. How did this one not make the list?
  
• The 10 dumbest super-hero secret identities of all time. We can believe a man can fly, but we can't believe that a pair of glasses can so completely camouflage a man.
  
• The 12 best places to go to prison.
  
• A British look at the top 50 TV Themes.
• After this summer, this list of the top 10 worst blockbusters of all time needs updating.
• A list of Simpsons' phrases--beyond "D'oh"--that you can sprinkle in your everyday conversation.
  
• Just in time for the playoffs, the best baseball stadiums for vegetarians.
  
• The 50 greatest game show hosts. Finally the genius of Gene Rayburn and the skinny mic are recognized.
  
• Retrocrush is also doing one of their progressive countdowns of the top 100 cover songs of all time. So far they are at No. 58, but I have a hard time believing there are many better covers than No. 74, The Fine Young Cannibals' take on Elvis' "Suspicious Minds," that was a big, big part of the soundtrack of my college years.
• And yet another Retrocrush list: The top 20 zombie films of all time, which gives a little sugar to the underrated "Night of the Comet," which was the first movie my then-girlfriend, now wife and I saw together in the theater.
  
• And speaking of covers, Slate looks at why there is already a long list of artists covering "Crazy."
• 14 classic opening lines from Tom Petty, an artist I and many other are guilty of often overlooking.
  
• 10 uncool songs it's OK to admit liking.
  
• The new Cracked is coming up with some great lists, such as: The five-most obviously drug-fueled TV appearances ever; the five most ineffective anti-drug PSAs of all time; and five movies Hollywood needs to stop making now.
• Zach Braff also takes it on his Shins-loving chin in this blogger's clever list of Braff's 10 Easy Tips for Writing Films About Twenty-Somethings.
• Ten Creative Ways for Matthew McConaughey to Take His Shirt Off In Public.
• 20 things you didn't know about death.
• Sports Illustrated and Viagra are counting down the top 20 sports experiences. The top two have yet to be revealed but you know the competition will be stiff for the top spot (from close scrutiny of the shrouded thumbnails, I am guessing they are the Tour de France and British Open at St. Andrew's) . I, alas, have only experienced one of the events--No. 5, Michigan v. Ohio State in Ann Arbor.
  
• Lord Voldemort was voted the worst villain in the history of literature.
  
• 20 questionable career moves, from Hootie singing about chicken sandwiches to Craig Kilborn to Jackie the Jokeman.
• Tina Fey and Yothers? Maxim thinks there both among TV's 10 least attractive women.
  
• Yet another Oasis-dominated British list of the greatest songs of all-time.
  
• Blender has a list of music-related firsts.
  
• And, a list to make Lynne Truss smile: the top ten songs featurin’ present participles (or gerunds) with dropped “G”’s.