A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

IT WAS JUST SITTING THERE, AND I THOUGHT, I'M TIRED, AND IT'S LIKE AN EIGHTH OF A MILE TO THE BAGGAGE CLAIM, PLUS MY HOUSE HAS REALLY LONG HALLWAYS, SO: We've been informed here at LAX that the reason we're late in boarding our plane is that somebody stole the wheelchair of a woman waiting to get off the inbound flight, and they're calling in a replacement. Maybe she's wrong -- I wouldn't put it past Delta to misplace it -- but assuming she's not, I'm having some difficulty imagining a worse petty crime than this.