A MODEL'S PORTFOLIO IS SECOND IN IMPORTANCE ONLY TO HER ABILITY TO READ CHINESE STREET SIGNS: I'm too lazy to check, but I do believe that a few weeks ago I warned of the danger of an ANTM contestant's arc peaking too soon. Since this show should really be called Tyra's Chicken Soup for the Tall Anorexic's Soul (and don't think too hard about that title because it will blow your mind), if you learn your heartwarming lesson from Tyra too soon, or if you suffer a relapse, you're going to be sent packing, literally. Advice to future contestants: Tyra will cure you of bitchiness/arrogance/lack of personality/autism in due course; don't try to rush things, okay? Incidentally, wasn't Tyra's comment that the bottom two this week take the best pictures but have trouble communicating just an admission that she cares more about good television than about good models?
Two things to add to the Immutable Laws of Top Model (along with "there is always an Ebony, and she is always a bitch"): the first two talking heads are the bottom two, and the prize for being in the bottom two three weeks in a row is a ticket to sequesterville.
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