A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

AN ENCYCLOPÆDIA OF SUCK: I started to recap this week's HIMYM, and then I thought about the last ten minutes again and threw up in my mouth. But then I thought about the Barney stuff, and that was good. And so was the history of apartment damage and of interventions. But then they got back to all the Look, We Can Handle Real Emotional Stuff, and I threw up in my mouth again. Oh, those last scenes in the bar. Oh, the pain. Make it stop. Let Ted go to the suburbs, and then we can focus on the characters that don't make me want to shove a meat thermometer into my ear.