I'VE LEARNED A FEW THINGS ABOUT SEX -- I DO NOT LOOK GOOD IN A HELMET, CABBAGE IS YUMMY, AND RUSSIAN WOMEN PUNCH MUCH HARDER THAN THEIR HUSBANDS: Do you need advice or information? Are you a pervert? Can you accurately be identified as "Confused in [a geographic area]"? If so, you should write to 2Hot Girls in the Shower. Sort of safe for work, though you may want to keep the volume low.
(I know this is old, but it occurred to me that I hadn't checked in on them in a while and I got to giggling over the early stuff again.)