AUNT CLARA HAD FOR YEARS LABORED UNDER THE DELUSION THAT I WAS NOT ONLY PERPETUALLY FOUR YEARS OLD, BUT ALSO A GIRL: A open thread for any comments on Christmas goings-on and a Merry Christmas from the ALOTT5MA Management.
ETA: For some reason, I though Hannukah started tomorrow. Otherwise, I'd have framed this more broadly. Happy Hannukah, likewise!
Also, it was amusing that the one thing I really needed to open the clam-shell-encased Leatherman Mrs. Earthling got for me was a Leatherman.