Sunday, July 5, 2009

LOL REVOLUTIONCATS:
From: jadams@mass.col
Sent: July 3, 1776, 2:38 p.m.
To: benf@penn.col; tomjeff@monticello.com; livingstonipresume@ny.col; rsherman@conn.col
Subject: RE: George

And so I was like George, chill out, just have some tea and stop the drama for a minute and he goes "TEA, great idea, comes from somewhere, goes somewhere else, I tax it everywhere, gonna put some CHROME on my CARRIAGE." So I said, George, do you really mean that? And he goes, "got a problem with it? Let's have a drink and talk about it IN LONDON see you in seven months hope you don't get scurvy on the boat over ha ha." I mean what could I do, he just doesn't get it

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From: livingstonipresume@ny.col
Sent: July 3, 1776, 2:47 p.m.
To: jadams@mass.col; benf@penn.col; tomjeff@monticello.com; rsherman@conn.col
Subject: RE: George

that dude crazy ;)

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From: tomjeff@monticello.com
Sent: July 3, 1776, 3:21 p.m.
To: jadams@mass.col; benf@penn.col; livingstonipresume@ny.col; rsherman@conn.col; george@empire.gov
Subject: FW: RE: George

LOL I swear if he sends out one more swarm of Officers to eat out our substance I'm going to oppose with manly firmness his crotch with my foot. Got my back, G-Dub?

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From: rsherman@conn.col
Sent: July 3, 1776, 3:22 p.m.
To: jadams@mass.col; benf@penn.col; livingstonipresume@ny.col; tomjeff@monticello.com
Subject: RE: George

DUDE G-DUB IS WASHINGTON@MTV.COM

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From: livingstonipresume@ny.col
Sent: July 3, 1776, 3:22 p.m.
To: jadams@mass.col; benf@penn.col; tomjeff@monticello.com; rsherman@conn.col
Subject: RE: George

SHIT SHIT SHIT

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From: george@empire.gov
Sent: July 3, 1776, 5:00 p.m.
To: tomjeff@monticello.com; jadams@mass.col; benf@penn.col; livingstonipresume@ny.col; rsherman@conn.col;
Subject: RE: FW: RE: George

Gentlement or shld I even call U gentlement. U may not like evrything ido but at least I don't talk behind ur back. If U have something to say to me U shld at least be man enuf to say it to my face

HIS ROYAL MAJESTY
KING GEORGE WILLIAM FREDERICK
OF THE HOUSE OF HANOVER
SO ORDAINED BY THE WILL OF OUR LORD
"It's Good to Be the King" – Mel Brooks

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From: livingstonipresume@ny.col
Sent: July 3, 1776, 5:01 p.m.
To: jadams@mass.col; benf@penn.col; tomjeff@monticello.com; rsherman@conn.col
Subject: RE: FW: RE: George

SHIT SHIT SHIT

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From: jadams@mass.col;
Sent: July 3, 1776, 5:49 p.m.
To: livingstonipresume@ny.col; benf@penn.col; tomjeff@monticello.com; rsherman@conn.col
Subject: RE: FW: RE: George

Dude. He sounds like he's on The Bachelorette except stupider.

SENT FROM MY iPHONE

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From: benf@penn.col;
Sent: July 3, 1776, 8:32 p.m.
To: george@empire.gov
cc: tomjeff@monticello.com; jadams@mass.col; livingstonipresume@ny.col; rsherman@conn.col;
Subject: RE: FW: RE: George

George, please calm down. Obviously this wasn't the best way for this to come up. I'm sure Tom's language was stronger than he intended.

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From: george@empire.gov
Sent: July 4, 1776, 3:22 a.m.
To: tomjeff@monticello.com; jadams@mass.col; benf@penn.col; livingstonipresume@ny.col; rsherman@conn.col;
Subject: RE: FW: RE: George

NO FUDGE THAT I AM THE KING BEN DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? IT MEANS THAT WHEN YOU SAY I AM NOT THE KING OF YOU YOUR WRONG. IF YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY I RUN AMERICA THEN GO BACK TO FRANCE YOU FRENCHMONGER

HIS ROYAL MAJESTY
KING GEORGE WILLIAM FREDERICK
OF THE HOUSE OF HANOVER
SO ORDAINED BY THE WILL OF OUR LORD
"It's Good to Be the King" – Mel Brooks

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From: george@empire.gov
Sent: July 4, 1776, 3:28 a.m.
To: tomjeff@monticello.com; jadams@mass.col; benf@penn.col; livingstonipresume@ny.col; rsherman@conn.col;
Subject: RE: FW: RE: George

ALSO I WANT ALL OF MY SPICES BACK

HIS ROYAL MAJESTY
KING GEORGE WILLIAM FREDERICK
OF THE HOUSE OF HANOVER
SO ORDAINED BY THE WILL OF OUR LORD
"It's Good to Be the King" – Mel Brooks

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From: george@empire.gov
Sent: July 4, 1776, 3:29 a.m.
To: tomjeff@monticello.com; jadams@mass.col; benf@penn.col; livingstonipresume@ny.col; rsherman@conn.col;
Subject: RE: FW: RE: George

AND MY INDENTURED IRISHMEN

HIS ROYAL MAJESTY
KING GEORGE WILLIAM FREDERICK
OF THE HOUSE OF HANOVER
SO ORDAINED BY THE WILL OF OUR LORD
"It's Good to Be the King" – Mel Brooks

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From: george@empire.gov
Sent: July 4, 1776, 3:29 a.m.
To: tomjeff@monticello.com; jadams@mass.col; benf@penn.col; livingstonipresume@ny.col; rsherman@conn.col;
Subject: RE: FW: RE: George

AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT CASHING IN ANY NOTES WRITTEN ON THE CROWN'S FISC

HIS ROYAL MAJESTY
KING GEORGE WILLIAM FREDERICK
OF THE HOUSE OF HANOVER
SO ORDAINED BY THE WILL OF OUR LORD
"It's Good to Be the King" – Mel Brooks

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From: jadams@mass.col;
Sent: July 4, 1776, 8:15 a.m.
To: livingstonipresume@ny.col; benf@penn.col; tomjeff@monticello.com; rsherman@conn.col
Subject: RE: FW: RE: George

Jeebus. Some truths are more self-evident to some than to others.

SENT FROM MY iPHONE

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From: tomjeff@monticello.com
Sent: July 4, 1776, 9:17 a.m.
To: george@empire.gov
cc: jadams@mass.col; benf@penn.col; livingstonipresume@ny.col; rsherman@conn.col
Subject: FW: RE: George

George, enough. When in the course of human events

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