HTMLGIANT / Grammar Challenge!

IF NO ONE HAS YET TAUGHT YOU HOW TO AVOID OR REPAIR CLAUSES LIKE THE FOLLOWING, YOU SHOULD, IN MY OPINION, THINK SERIOUSLY ABOUT SUING SOMEBODY, PERHAPS AS CO-PLAINTIFF WITH WHOEVER’S PAID YOUR TUITION: For a snowy day exercise, try the late David Foster Wallace's grammar/punctuation/usage challenge for his students from 2004.