Thursday, April 7, 2011

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE?  So, I was all set to herald the return of Constantine Maroulis (!!) to American Idol, and focus my comments on the oddness of the Iggy Pop performance -- only the possibly-drunk Michael Buble "Call Me Irresponsible" comes close -- but then came the results.

Bottom 3: Stefano, Jacob, Pia -- and Pia goes home. Several reactions:

#1-#7: Holy shit.
#8: And thank goodness, because I wasn't a fan. Too pageanty, no passion, no edge.
#9: Except I thought that America thought otherwise, and, c'mon, she's better than Stefano and Haley.
#10: But this is what happens when judges don't judge. When you treat everyone as equally awesome, weird results will happen.
#11. This show has eliminated five singers so far. All are women. Explain it, America.
#12. But it was sure nice seeing Constantine again. From younger days ...