Wednesday, June 18, 2014

ALECIA MOORE RETURNS TO THE SCREEN IN PINK LIKES A MAN:  Watts and I have spent far too much time over the past week coming up with better sequel/spinoff titles than Kevin Hart's Think Like  A Man Too. 

She wants to see Steve Martin in Think Like A Man With Two Brains; I both want the Yiddishkeit epic Patinkin' Like A Mandy as well as Nigel Lithgoe's reality competition So You Think Like A Man. You, no doubt, can do worse.

25 comments:

  1. I'll offer the next sequel--Wes Anderson's Think Like A Man Twee, in which Jason Schwartzman and Owen Wilson contemplate the burdens of adult manhood in an age that is in the unspecified past. (As for me, I'll be seeing Obvious Child this weekend, given the stellar reviews and that it's finally opening here.)

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  2. Adam B.9:44 AM

    Kevin Hart struggles with matters of conscience in Think Like A Man For All Seasons.

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  3. Kevin Hart goes musical, and Irish, in Think Like A Man of No Importance. The cast travels back into prehistory with Think Like The Man Named Flintstone. Kevin Hart shaves his head, toughens up, and goes all Robert B. Parker in Think Like A Man Called Hawk.

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  4. Adam B.10:50 AM

    Kim Cattrall, Meshach Taylor, and Andrew McCarthy take Kevin Hart back home to his favorite Philadelphia department store to help him find love when he learns to Think Like A Mannequin.

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  5. Adam C.11:12 AM

    The Syfy Original Movie, Think Like a Mansquito

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  6. Eric J.11:24 AM

    The ill-advised Iron Man IV: Think like a Mandarin, and his Woody Allen collaboration, Think like a Manhattanite.

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  7. Devin McCullen11:31 AM

    It's time to get into the superhero movies with Think Like A Mandroid.
    (The only reason I thought of that was the most recent episode of Rachel and Miles X-Plain the X-Men, aka my new favorite podcast.)

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  8. Adam B.11:31 AM

    Kevin Hart tries to summon the spirit of Sherman Hemsley in the tv-to-screen adaptation, Think Like Amen.

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  9. Adam C.11:32 AM

    Ecothriller: Think Like A Man From Atlantis
    David Lynch followup: Think Like The Elephant Man
    Western sequel: Return of the Think Like a Man Called Horse

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  10. Kevin Hart journeys through American history in Think Like A Little Big Man.

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  11. Joseph Finn12:20 PM

    Kevin Hart takes his wife (Audra McDonald) on a second honeymoon to Italy, but doesn't tell here he's also there for a historical reenactment of the Battle of Aurelio! Hijinks ensue and romance blooms in Think Like A Roman Holiday, coming to the History Channel in March.

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  12. Marsha1:43 PM

    A gospel musical ponders an alternative universe where Aretha Franklin had a sex change: Think! Like a Man.

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  13. Watts1:44 PM

    From the producers that brought you Dolphin Tale and Dolphin Tale 2: Think Like a Manatee

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  14. Watts1:44 PM

    The Philippe Petit remake got nixed because the only dialogue for "Think Like a Man on a Wire" was "Don't look down, don't look down" in French.

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  15. Watts1:45 PM

    The genderflip remake will of course be "Think Like Amanda"

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  16. Watts1:45 PM

    I hear Zak Snyder is on board to direct a gory, CGI-heavy "Think Like a Mance Rayder"

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  17. Adam B.3:15 PM

    Kevin Hart receives dating advice from the old dude hanging out at the Night's Watch in the epic, sweeping Think Like Aemon.

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  18. Or the documentary exposing the dark side of child stardom--"Think Like Amanda Bynes."

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  19. Slowlylu5:40 PM

    Kevin Hart plays a 12 year old prepubescent musician who struggles when all his orchestral friends in hit puberty earlier than he does. Think Like a Mandalay(ed). Coming to cinemas in August

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  20. Joseph Finn8:42 PM

    Must be read in bad Irish accent: Shave your head, get ready to belt it and think like a Mandinka as Kevin Hart goes for Oscar gold in this Sinead O'Connor biopic!

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  21. Adam B.9:58 PM

    Kevin Hart has to get back to his country roots with the sisters Barbara, Thelma, and Irlene in the sure-to-be-classic Think Like A Mandrell.

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  22. Featuring the hit theme song "Think Like No Man's Woman."

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  23. Eric J.9:40 AM

    That leads me to one that I'm just not going to touch.

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  24. Adam B.9:49 AM

    Do it. We're all friends here.

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  25. Eric J.10:20 AM

    It's face-painting and displays of aggression like you've never seen them before, in Think Like a Mandrill.

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