Thursday, October 2, 2014

PARENTHETICAL OF THE YEAR NOMINEE:  Congratulations, NJ.com, for your article today relating NY Football Giants defensive back Antrell Rolle's comments on how devout teammate Prince Amukamara's off-season marriage, ending his life of celibacy-by-choice, changed him on the field:
"There are a lot of things different about Prince. For one, he's married, so he's (enjoying some things that he wasn't experiencing before he's married). For a man, that could definitely help him out. For a man ... I'm just being honest ... it's helping him out. He walks around with a little more swagger, which is something that we need, which is something that we love," Rolle said.

6 comments:

  1. Fred App1:46 PM

    Nominee? Let's just go ahead and present the award now. I can't think of anything that could top that.

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  2. Alan Sepinwall2:44 PM

    Deadspin reached out to find out what the actual phrase was: http://deadspin.com/antrel-rolle-prince-amukamara-is-good-because-hes-fina-1641591046

    (The answer: "he's getting some cutty now.")

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  3. Watts6:22 PM

    I had no idea
    1. "Cutty" could mean that
    2. The character's name was Cutty and not Cuddy
    3. OMG WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT HIM

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  4. Adam B.6:35 PM

    IIRC, in HBO's Rome it was "cunny".

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  5. bill.8:49 PM

    yes, filing a joint tax return will put a little pep in your step.

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  6. Also, note that by beginning with an "-ing," the parenthetical does follow proper standards and form for The Bluebook.

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