+100000 for the subject line.
To be honest, the post was entirely driven by the subject line.
This is wrong. The Island Hotel in Newport Beach used to be a Four Seasons. It would have still been the Four Seasons in the early 2000s. There still would have been traffic but it would have taken 20 minutes tops for him to get there.
Wait. So you're saying the party was at the NEWPORT Four Seasons? That makes a huge difference. Huh.