WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST, BUT DON'T SUCCEED: You get fucking Coldplay as your Super Bowl L halftime show. Bruno Mars and Beyoncé, both of whom I'd rather see do this a second time, are slated to guest.
I accept that Taylor Swift's finally done the 1989 tour, and Adele ... isn't quite right for this. So, other than my standard suggestion of Prince four-out-of-five-years rotating with Morris Day and The Time, who? Drake/The Weeknd?