Friday, October 10, 2003

SURE, BECAUSE NO WOMAN HAD EVER BEFORE SET FORTH IN A LAS VEGAS CASINO WITH BIG HAIR: Casino mogul Steve Wynn, trying to explain why Roy Horn wasn't really attacked at all:
"As Roy was leading Montecore out to stage front on a leash, the cat became fascinated and distracted by woman with a big hairdo in the front row. Instead of Montecore going down facing forward with Roy, he did a 90-degree turn and faced sideways towards the woman with the big hairdo. For whatever reason, Montecore was fascinated and distracted by the guest sitting ringside."

"Montecore got down on all fours and puts his 26-inch head four inches away from of the woman. She thinks this is adorable and part of the show and reaches out to try and rub him under his chin. Roy is talking and sees this move. That's way wrong all the way around. As usual the heroic fellow that he is, Roy jumps between the woman and the tiger."

Etc.

Y'know, this event happened in Las Vegas. Are you really going to tell me that there's not a security video of what happened?

C'mon, release it already. It'll be at least half as fun as the bouncing bear.

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