A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

NEXT, THE CLOWNS FROM TAR4 WILL GIVE THEIR NOSES TO THE SMITHSONIAN: The AP reports that Survivor: All-Stars champion Amber Brkich has given her bikinis from the show (along with a few other mementoes) to her local museum. The museum's name alone (the Beaver Area Historical Museum) lends itself to certain jokes, but here at ALOTTFMA, we take the higher road in our humor. So is Fantasia going to give the shoe she talked about breaking to the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame? I don't watch quite enough reality TV to opine well, but what do you think should be beside Archie Bunker's Armchair and Fonzie's Jacket in the Smithsonian? The only thing I'd suggest immediately (in seriousness) would be the immunity idol from the first season of "Survivor." And maybe the dignity William Hung misplaced along the way. Other suggestions are encouraged in the comments.