FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE IN AN INAPPROPRIATE PLACE: I've had a problem with the "trend" (mostly evident among young women) of having words on the back of pants/shorts for quite a while (examples
here). Sweetie, just because it says "Hottie" on your rear doesn't make you a hottie. That's why I'd like to thank Peter Frampton. Frampton
has sued a clothing manufacturer which is making "The Frampton Bikini." The bikini features Frampton's face "on the rear" and the phrase "Baby, I love your waves." It was apparently made without Frampton's consent. Honestly, though, do you want
this on your rear? I don't think so.
Also, I must note the immortal exchange between Lorelai Gilmore (Lauren Graham) and her mother, Emily (Kelly Bishop) when Emily unexpectly comes for a visit to see Lorelai in her Juicy Couture jeans:
Emily: You have the word "Juicy" on your rear end.
Lorelai: Well, if I knew you were coming over, I would've changed.
Emily: Into what? A brassiere with the word "Tasty" on it?
Such a shame those two (and the writers) aren't nominated.
