Wednesday, July 7, 2004

IT'S THE FOLLICLES, STUPID: The Two Johns, (a.k.a. The TMBG Ticket) came out swinging today, hitting the Bush-Cheney team where it hurts, right on top of the head:
"We've got better vision, better ideas, real plans, we've got a better sense of what's happening to America and we've got better hair."

Look for the Two Johns to step up the attacks in coming campaign stops by pointing out how they have whiter teeth, fresher breath, and if it comes to it, more down there.

(Of course, the last tactic wasn't enough to push Al Gore over the top in 2000.)

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