A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

THIS IS THE REAL TEST OF A DRINK'S THICKNESS: I might be remiss, amid all this talk of Wendy's, were I to not point you towards excerpts from Joe Wenderoth's Letters to Wendy's (some text NSFW), a collection of letters Wenderoth wrote on the restaurant's "Tell Us About Your Visit" cards:

September 20, 1996

Today I had a Biggie. Usually I just have a small, and refill. Why pay more? But today I needed a Biggie inside me. Some days, I guess, are like that. Only a Biggie will do. You wake up and you know: today I will get a Biggie and I will put it inside me and I will feel better. One time I saw a guy with three Biggies at once. One wonders not about him but about what it is that holds us back.

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