SPACEMAN AFFIRMED: According to the Style Section of the New York Times, I am not supposed to enjoy America's Next Top Model because the girls are too old, too fat, and too American to become successful models. I'm cool with that. What, like the winner of Survivor is actually supposed to be the person who is best equipped to survive alone in the wilderness?
From what I can tell, the secret to becoming a bona fide supermodel these days is to be a 14 year old alien from the planet Waifling. I'm perfectly happy with my sweetly dysfunctional fat old American girls.
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