Monday, January 2, 2006

CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT SLEEP. HE WAITS: A few weeks ago, regular reader Adam C. suggested that I look up The Chuck Norris Fact Generator, and today's WaPo reminds me that I hadn't done it yet, putting us now behind the curve in sharing with you such useful information as:
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

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