- Is there no greater sign that your school didn't get its first, second or third choice commencement speaker than that you landed Cokie Roberts?
- Surely, the 2006 winner for Least Essential Live Album is going to be that fact that there's a
thirdfourth Billy Joel live album, no? I mean, we're not exactly talking about Phish or Bruce Springsteen here . . . (corrected; thanks to 'looking italian')