FROM THE TOO-MUCH-SHYAMALAMADINGDONG-FOR-ONE-WEEK CATEGORY: The way-less-of-a-cutie-than-he-used-to-be Haley Joel Osment was
injured in a one-car crash early this morning. Apparently Osment's car collided with a pillar and flipped over. Looks like the scrunts got to him. Or was it the dead people? Or the blue fairy, for that matter? The world may never know.