A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

YOU'RE ALWAYS YAP-YAP-YAPPIN' ALL THE TIME, YOU'RE GIVIN' ME A F****N' HEADACHE! Does the fact that Joel Siegel walked out of a screening of Clerks II, finding it "so foul and mean and repulsive, I finally realized I could not say anything positive," make you more or less likely to see the film? Personally, I'm a firm believer that the less Jay and Silent Bob Smith has in a movie, the better it's likely to be. (There's a reason Chasing Amy is the best of the "Askewniverse" films, and you have to admire Jersey Girl for featuring a full scale rendition of "God That's Good!" from Sweeney Todd at a school talent show.) Personally, I'm looking forward to Smith's much-delayed first turn in a major role that he didn't write, direct, or product, in the Susannah Grant/Jennifer Garner vehicle Catch and Release, far more than yet another series of toilet and weed jokes.