CRACKED.com - The 15 Best Songs That Are Totally About Masturbation

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO REFERENCE "SHE-BOP" IN THE LAST MONTH: The folks over at Cracked had no trouble interpreting Cyndi Lauper's song or for that matter 14 other odes to onanism by the likes of the Divinyls, Billy Idol, Elvis Costello, the Vapors, and Billy Bragg in their list of the best 15 songs that are totally about masturbation.