INSERT "LITTLE WILLIE WEEKEND" JOKE HERE: It would not be consistent with the high standards of this blog to merely post the words Verne Troyer Sex Tape and then scurry for cover, or to wonder if it will be nominated for an Oscar in the "live action short film" category. At a minimum, I should pull up the appropriate clip from Goldmember, right? And then this post won't be seen as completely juvenile?
[Look: if the injunction order were online, I'd post that, and then I'd be totally in the clear in terms of this post having some redeeming jurisprudential purpose. It isn't. Does this mean that for balance, I need to post if Seth Green ever has a sex tape leak?]