L'SHANA TOVA TIKATEVU! As the final moments of 5768 tick away, on behalf of the entire ALOTT5MA team I wanted to wish all our friends in The Tribe a year full of joy, happiness, warm feelings and good health. May we all be inscribed in the Book of Awesome for 5769.
[Not that I'm not wishing good things for everyone else, of course. But the rest of y'all don't care about what happens at sundown tonight.]
[And until then, I don't know whether today is more like Speaker Pelosi shouting Turn those machines back on! or America demanding Sell, Mortimer, sell! And, yes, FCOJ at a three-year low today.]