Thursday, March 12, 2009

DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO GET THROUGH THIS THING CALLED ... MY TALK SHOW: My long-held theory that "any event can be improved upon by the addition of Prince" will surely be tested when suck and anti-suck collide on March 25, 26 and 27 in Burbank, California, as TAFKA TAFKA Prince does a three-night gig on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. He'll also appear on Leno's next-to-last Tonight night, May 28.

Alternate titles for this post suggested by the ALOTT5MA Staff include:
  • DIG (IF YOU WILL) THE PICTURE OF YOU AND I ENGAGED IN A SKIT:
  • LET'S GO CRAZY, BUT ONLY IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T ALIENATE OUR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC:
  • WITH THE HELP OF JEFF CORWIN, THEY WILL DETERMINE WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY:
  • MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH DYNASTY TO HAVE AN ATTITUDE, BUT TO SEE PRINCE FOR A WEEK YOU HAVE TO WATCH LENO:
  • TONIGHT (SHOW) GOING TO PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999:
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