YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP 'EM SEPERATED: Previously on the game of Humiliation: the screen, the palate, your childhood, the map, the basic skills of life, illness and malady.
This week, we take Lou W.'s suggestion and go to a realm which occupies this blog for a week every spring: words. Specifically, a word you have trouble remembering how to spell correctly, a phrase or idiom you often employ improperly, or some grammar rule you still haven't mastered. The more embarrassing your battle with the English language, the better. We'll take your best responses for all intensive purposes and vote starting this afternoon.
added: Voting time! Top 39 answers on the board, because I'm interested in how this data shakes out.