I LOVE VODKA. I'M NOT COOKING WITH IT! Top Chef DC -- as lousy as the word "bipartisandwich" was -- got immediately more awesome this week with the Healthy School Lunch challenge, combining smart limitations, stoopid decisionmaking (Sherry? Two pounds of sugar?), a Stefan-level domination and some of the first real strategery (however long-term misguided) we've ever seen on the show. I'll admit it: good cooking's not enough; I like a season which brings the drama too.