HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE UNIVERSE WITHOUT A CONSPIRACY THEORY?: Are Tivo and Burger King property of the same corporate parent? Does some highly placed party in the BK marketing department have their entire retirement portfolio in companies that hold or exploit patents covering DVR technology? What dark secret, what network of cynical calculation explains this on-going effort to make live television unwatchable, and why it has taken the form of saturation advertising for this particular fast-food franchise's breakfast menu?