Will they also be installing machines that dispense codeine-uccino with valium foam to help people come down off their massive caffeine highs? Or will they simply offer barbiturate flavor shots?
Theologians They don't know nothing About my joe No they don't know It's an ocean An abyss in motion Slow motion Could you fill my cup with little drinks? I'm out of change With so many drinks I find more missing every day And no one's ever gonna take my cup from me I'll lay it down, a dose is born
I laughed so hard when my coworker just shared the news of the Trenta with me. I anxiously await the "Octenta" (so big, and octopus can't even wrap his arms around it!).
Will they also be installing machines that dispense codeine-uccino with valium foam to help people come down off their massive caffeine highs? Or will they simply offer barbiturate flavor shots?
ReplyDeleteThis is disgraceful in light of the American obesity epidemic (and inability to correctly translate thirty-one into Italian)...
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to get one.
My standing joke is that when I open my coffee house the sizes will be Adequate, Ample, Excessive, and Big.
ReplyDeletePer Gizmodo, the Trenta size is larger than the average capacity of your stomach:
ReplyDeletehttp://gizmodo.com/5735822/the-new-starbucks-trenta-cup-is-bigger-than-your-stomach
A question for the theologians: Can God make a fountain beverage so large that Americans won't purchase it?
ReplyDeleteI could care less about Starbucks, I just like the G Love drop.
ReplyDeleteBig is bigger than excessive?
ReplyDeleteTheologians
ReplyDeleteThey don't know nothing
About my joe
No they don't know
It's an ocean
An abyss in motion
Slow motion
Could you fill my cup with little drinks?
I'm out of change
With so many drinks
I find more missing every day
And no one's ever gonna take my cup from me
I'll lay it down, a dose is born
America's thirst can not be quenched by conventional means:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/371019/january-13-2011/thought-for-food---fruit-pouch--doritos-ad---super-big-gulp
I laughed so hard when my coworker just shared the news of the Trenta with me. I anxiously await the "Octenta" (so big, and octopus can't even wrap his arms around it!).
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I think it's gross.