- Josh Radnor, One Big Blissful Thing: Never heard of, wanted to try ayahuasca, then got high enough to accidentally agree to publish this
- Mike Doughty, The Book of Drugs: Editor loves Soul Coughing; was brutally savaged in book for saying so
- Rob Lowe, Stories I Only Tell My Friends: Delivery vehicle for interior glossy photos of Rob Lowe
- Jenny McCarthy, Louder than Words: A Mother’s Journey in Healing Autism: Terrorist plot to start rubella epidemic in Malibu
- Nicole Polizzi, A Shore Thing: Tapping niche of embarrassing gifts from uncles and aunts who want to seem hip to 12-14 year-old nieces
- Soleil Moon Frye, Happy Chaos: Looking for dirt on that creepy Henry guy
- Tina Fey, Bossypants: Boss said had to put out at least one well-written book in 2011
- Shania Twain, From This Moment On: Thought this was a book of prophecies
*Playing both sides of this conjugation here.