HAIL PROMETHEUS: I've never seen anyone try to steal fire on Survivor before, so that was cool.
What do we have in Survivor: One World Is Enough For All Of Probst? Tyrion Lannister, a bunch of buff guys strutting around shirtless and in jeans like they're on Team Jacob, chicken-chasing (complete with jolly banjo music), and Colton -- The Gayest Gay Man In The History Of Survivor, and he will quip you faster than Taylor Swift flashes her Surprised face.
I am digging the structure of the show so far, and especially the Hantzlessness. We'll see how it goes.
In the meantime, Linda Holmes suggests some rules for winning Survivor (a few of us are in the comments there), and a bunch of Survivor alums go to that Northwestern class to share secrets.