And while we're at it, Emily Gilmore, Lucille Bluth, or Malory Archer quote?
- Title quote above
- A Nazi we knew. I'd forgotten. We stayed with him once in Munich. Nice old man. Interesting stories.
- All ashore from the S.S. Date Rape.
- Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.
- It's not "Ms. ___," it's "Mrs. ___." I'm not a Cosmo woman.
- Look at me chopping ice for a Tom Collins like a field hand ... or do I want a mint julep?
- The bride walks down the aisle with a ketchup dispenser in her hand.
- I'm glad you were honest with me. Now we can discuss what on earth you could possibly be thinking.
- Who can get along with a woman who wallpapers her guest bathroom with vintage New Yorker covers?
- She'd be upstairs making the bed and it'd sound like a Munich beer hall rally.
- Ugh. Just what Miami needs, more Cubans.
- How much could a banana cost? Ten dollars?
- That's food you eat at a carnival, or in a Turkish prison.
- If I cared what you do on the weekend I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.
