Thursday, February 16, 2012

IF YOU WERE IN MY TAX BRACKET, YOU WOULDN'T BE SHOUTING SUCH SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA: A question, prompted by Matt's Bunheads post below: for imperious and disapproving mothers of a certain vintage, are you Team Kelly Bishop or Team Jessica Walter?

And while we're at it, Emily Gilmore, Lucille Bluth, or Malory Archer quote?
  1. Title quote above
  2. A Nazi we knew. I'd forgotten. We stayed with him once in Munich. Nice old man. Interesting stories.
  3. All ashore from the S.S. Date Rape.
  4. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.
  5. It's not "Ms. ___," it's "Mrs. ___." I'm not a Cosmo woman.
  6. Look at me chopping ice for a Tom Collins like a field hand ... or do I want a mint julep?
  7. The bride walks down the aisle with a ketchup dispenser in her hand.
  8. I'm glad you were honest with me. Now we can discuss what on earth you could possibly be thinking.
  9. Who can get along with a woman who wallpapers her guest bathroom with vintage New Yorker covers?
  10. She'd be upstairs making the bed and it'd sound like a Munich beer hall rally.
  11. Ugh. Just what Miami needs, more Cubans.
  12. How much could a banana cost? Ten dollars?
  13. That's food you eat at a carnival, or in a Turkish prison.
  14. If I cared what you do on the weekend I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.